Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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