Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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