did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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