the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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