But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I look better un-naked...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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