Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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