True but thats because hes a fetus.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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