no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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