Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
dude. I can hear the air.
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