This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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