Where is the hickey?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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