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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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