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My pussy is not your playground.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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