Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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