I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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