those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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