Got a toothbrush?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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