ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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