At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
A+ Viking dick
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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