I showed him my bush... on skype.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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