By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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