I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So many bounce houses so little time
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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