I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
We got so high we made milksteak
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My butt remains clenched, sir.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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