He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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