I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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