Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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