There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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