Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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