I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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