What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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