I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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