just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
this must be what syphilis tastes like
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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