5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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