they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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