Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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