Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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