if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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