well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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