Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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