my sisters under your porch take her home
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
