I'm drive I can fine osifer
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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