I wanna passion pit in your ass
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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