The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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