You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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