I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I didn't notice because vodka
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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