scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
try to milk me bitch
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