what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i barfeds in our rink
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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