"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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