My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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