my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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