return my video game
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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