R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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